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House Clearances & Junk Removal in Dundee!
From single items to full house clearances! Local service, free quotes, and responsible disposal!
Notice as of 8th October :
"Due to constant and unforgiving financial setbacks as a result of our Pedophile politicans starting wars over oil and the obvious impending resource war that no one wants to admit is coming,
"Another Man's Treasure" will be HEAVILY tightening our belt starting November 2nd.
This will make it a part-time business rather than a full-time one.
I have been bled dry for years and would make better money on benefits; no one can afford anything they sure as hell won't be able to afford, legal waste removal at the prices we have to set.
I personally would like to blame the older generation of over 65-year-olds (not all, but most) that has spent their entire lives wealth-extracting and fisting the younger generations of their financial freedom by systematically voting in policies to keep their property value and pensions healthy. As a result, your constant money printing and decoupling from the Gold Standard have deliberately killed the idea that working means anything other than economic serfdom.
Even in your decrepit, viagra gulping, grave-dodging old age. You still manage to try and claw at your triple-locked pension like a dying dog picking at the rancid meat from the bones of a long-dead horse.
Only to use that money to keep your old lungs breathing at £1.2k a week for respite care.
Why is your generation so terrified of death? It's not a surprise.
Did you all not get the memo that it happens to all of us?
For the last 5 years, I've cleaned out your homes. I've seen the houses you all bought for £12k and now price them for resale at £210k instead of gifting them to your children.
I've seen all the JUNK and CRAP you hoarded in spare bedrooms and attics. All the TAT you spent money on while your children barely clung to life, paying for their overpriced mortgage and student loans (English customers) that YOU ALL MADE THEM SIGN UP FOR.
I know this because they all OVERSHARE their story with me in their grief. I was very happy to listen, cause slowly I was able to build the picture that you old duffers WERE NOT the saving grace backbone of the workforce in Britain that you ALL LOVE pretending you were.
You were CONSUMERS. That's all you did for 50+ years. You consumed plastic TAT made in China and filled your houses with CRAP. You mistook MATERIAL wealth for spiritual obligation. And you all DAMNED your children to pay for your complete FAILURE as caregivers.
For hundreds of years, humanity stood on the shoulders of giants, building better into the future, and in the space of 80 years, you old selfish bastards burned it all down so you could have cheap dopamine thrills, cruises and jet skis. Systematically damning the under-40s with crippling national debt YOU CAUSED.
The worst part is, you'll all be dead soon, before any of you can atone for your crimes against the young.
Most of you will never feel justice for your selfishness.
You already have the paid-off houses.
You have the fancy German cars.
You're all happy as a pig in shit.
"Piss on the fire, my sausages are done"
And you'll plod along, buying more CRAP from charity shops while inching closer to the grave.
Not having a care in the world for the RUIN you've left behind for us to clean up.
There will be textbooks, essays and documentaries made about your short-sighted selfishness in the future. And you'll all be too brain-dead on respite care meds to realise we are talking about YOU.
From the bottom of my heart, and with every fibre in my body.
I genuinely hope God forgives your generation, cause I don't think I can.
All the best, and go Fuck youselves.
- Captain CJ Fraser
House and Flat Clearances
Bulky furniture, contents, junk, perishables, mullock, electronics, clothing, tat and everything in between.
WE TAKE THE LOT.
Even some items for FREE.
It all starts with a no-obligation parley of the property and then booking you in when we are next available.
Scrap Metal Collection
Washing machines, tumble dryers, dishwashers. cookers, solid gold bricks, old BBQs, copper pipes, household wire, brass, broken trampolines or radiators; if it goes CLANG when you hit it... we will take it.
Just give us a collection address and have it accessible for a kerbside pick-up.
Man and Van Duties
We have Men and we have Vans. The cornerstone of any successful "Men and Ven" business
Fully Insured with Haulage and Liability insurance up to the value of £1M. Just in case we damage any old McLaren supercars you may have hanging around.
Second Hand Treasure
Most of the items we uplift and rescue are evaluated, repaired and cleaned for resale on our eBay, Vinted or Facebook Marketplace stores.
eBay: Davy Jones Treasure | eBay Stores
Come visit us at our Errol Sunday Market Unit
- Preston Watson Hall Unit 5 & 6